Thread by @softparkjimi

⎡Jikook crack au⎦collab with @hobimangs // side sope

“No Homo, Bromo: Jungkook’s big fat gay awakening” where jungkook thinks he’s straight so he succs jimin but it’s okay cause they’re homies and it’s no homo

artwork by @Kuro_Mochi_Hime

🌼some of the dates will look weird, since this has been in the making for the last year. so if you see tweets with 2018 date on them don’t pay attention.
🌼try to quote instead of commenting in the thread uwu
🌼crack, slight angst? but with humour ☺️

🌼nsfw? maybe? does retelling a sexual experience via text counts? if so, then yes slightly nsfw 👉🏻👈🏻
🌼lastly; i’m super excited to finally be posting this! it’s like my baby.. me and @hobimangs put a lot of work in to this so, i hope you like it as much as i do!

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profiles

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profiles pt 2

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profiles pt 3

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profiles pt 4

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“you would not believe ..”

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they are back at it again

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it’s not homo if you don’t make it 😉

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at least there is one true person in the household // poor hobi, i’m sorry in advance

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just your two bros casually holding hands

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what kind of bros 🤔🤔

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it’s what bros do

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yoongi what have you done 😳

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“it’s was cold and i was bored”

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two oblivious boys 😔✊🏻

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we love a whipped man

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“like jungkook weird..”

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hE iSN’t gAy.

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:( :( :(

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speaking of denial..

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meanwhile jungkook be wildin on twitter

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“my room still sucks tho..”

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i will always protect you uwu

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“does he think his kisses are silent or what”

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a full moan

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jungkook really be out there asking that with his whole chest

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👀👀👀

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“jimothy what did you do..”

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sounds like a good time 👉🏻👈🏻

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three god damn pillows \\ hobi is a fck savage

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“you do know what this means right..”

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when nobody tells you anything yet you still know everything

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just two bros chillin’

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they really going thru it huh

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fellas lend jimin a cat

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CODE RED

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“define innocent” // bet yoongi just lives for the gossip

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“jungkook is pure and innocent..” // i snorted at that

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@ jjk97

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for research purposes 😏

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upcoming nsfw texts 😏

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i can feel taes patience going

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😳😳😳

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poor jimi and his heart

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// the dicc succ //

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// he said he was good //

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oh boy not everything ends good i suppose

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🤔🤔🤔

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:( :( :(
#jikookau

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some light tweets to make up for the sad turn to the dicc succ

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some more light tweets to end the updates // i’m tired, ill continue tmr // 😪🙏// thank you to everyone who has been reading so far uwu
#jikookau

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is it piping hoe tea when they already know 🤔

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tmi

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“you dirty asswipe..”

#jikookau

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next lie

#jikookau

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it’s meant to be “how not bromantic..” not “big bromantic..”

#jikookau

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jungkookssi 😏

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“this fellow homie needs helping out too..”

#jikookau

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i n t e r e s t i n g

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👀👀👀

#jikookau

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kimberly taehoe 😳

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stage ll

#jikookau

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//pining kink//

#jikookau

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/forever being distracted in the gc/

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/finally/ tHE PLAN

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mission is a: go

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as usual ending the updates with some light tweets ☺️ // again thank you to everyone who is reading this uwu i really appreciate it 💖// the conversation where jungoo gets jealous over yoongi making a “dating jimin” joke, will be posted tmr!
thank you and goodnight! ☺️💖

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jungoos back at it again uwu

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jimin is really going thru it 😔✊🏻

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it’s pick on yoongi day

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inch resting 🤔🤔🤔

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“date... jimin?”

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“so... you’re not gonna date jiminie hyung..” // jungoos priorities are amazing

#jikookau

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favourite hobby; making fun of your friends

#jikookau

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jungoo a whole mOOD

#jikookau

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meanwhile: emo hours

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yoongi a whole Whipped™️ man uwu

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lol they really need to communicate better

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yall really thought jungoo would just let that comment rest?

#jikookau

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don’t we all love a whiny and panicked jungoo

#jikookau

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“he looked so pretty hyung..”

#jikookau

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“check his twitter..” poor jungoo, will he finally realise what’s going on? who knows 👀

that’s all folks! i’ll be back tmr with a big ass update!//thank you again to each and every person for reading and retweeting the au! 🙏☺️💖i hope you are enjoying it 💖💖

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poor namjoonie

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sometimes it’s the simplicity

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hobi has the best analogy for jikook

#jikookau

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i smell pettiness

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everyone cheer for hobi , give him some courage

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i agree with jin

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we back at it again gays

#jikookau

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“i’m literally just pooping before i go to you...”

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i smell gossip

#jikookau

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/poopie time tea/

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they need to get their shit together

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a curious jungkook talks to namjoonie

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jungoo sure has a lot of questions to ask for a platonic broski

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jungkooks logic tho 🤷‍♀️

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namjoon should have just sat there and ate his food :(

#jikookau

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:((((

#jikookau

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meanwhile namjin have a talk

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i’m pretty sure jungkook was having a mental breakdown too 🤭

#jikookau

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uwu we have hit 100 updates and i think we are about half way or so through the au! 🤗🤗🤗
i know this update wasn’t as exciting as the previous,maybe? but this is for the sake of the plot development👀💖
again thank guys for reading! 💖it means a lot💖💖💖

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jungkookie might have taken what namjoon said to heart uwu

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/you look pretty when you smile/

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/isn’t jikooo the cutest/

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this bro thing has to stop 😔

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awkward 👉🏻👈🏻

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jungkookie is the sweetest yet the most oblivious guy ever

#jikookau

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p.s. he was totally running 😉

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tae time with our favourite boys

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i live for the gc tbh

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i’m literally thinking the same thing tae is 😉😉😉

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#jikookau

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literally not latterly i’m sorry for typos :((

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mr jungkoook a loud gay

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that’s all for tonight folks, but some big things are coming up!
thank you for reading! 💖💖

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it’s jimin drama o’clock

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#jikookau

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he wants you

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:(((

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upcoming nsfw texts 👀

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he ain’t sure but as long as it happened who cares

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😳😳😳

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👉🏻👈🏻

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the tweet that got shit to hit the fan

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yall ready for some sope?

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//how’s your crush going//

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hobi confesses smoothly might i add

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hobi what a tease

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yoongi confesses too uwu

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hoseok will bring the tea

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yoongles really came thru 😔✊🏻

THE LETTER

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ending with a soft sope uwu 💖 i’m really tried now i can barley keep my eyes open, i hope you enjoyed this update ☺️
thank you for reading! 💖

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sope finally talk uwu

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yoongi finally really opens up

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yoongi got in my feelings

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“i knew since the day you entered my life..”

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good job yoongles

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i think we are all proud 😉

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oopsies 🤭👀

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like for real? 🤭

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soft hours: open

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uwuwuwuwu

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sope is officially established

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sope being grossly happy

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jungoo is as subtle as a hand grenade

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#jikookau

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/nothing good ever comes from a conversation with yoongles../

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/agent hoseok is on it../

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/pls don’t yell at me../

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/good boy../

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/you can’t take my trauma away can you../

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/you look pretty begging../

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yoongi might have liked it and hobi is the boo boo the fool 😔✊🏻

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meanwhile jungoo is wiling on insta about his “bro”

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/mr jungkook had a revelation/

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/dumbass #1 & dumbass #2 make a great team/

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👀👀👀

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☺️

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/can jungoo be any more obvious?/
#jikookau

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/ship? what ship?/

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/hoseokie uwu/

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/don’t talk about him like that/

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/are they dating or not/

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/welp that took a turn/

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/💖💖💖/yall we are nearing the end👀/

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/jungoos being disgusting/

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/jealous jungoo makes an appearance once again... / it’s like nearly 2am here, so that’s all for today! thank you to everyone who’s reading this au! 💖

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/ a few hours later a paranoid kookoo makes a return/

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/clearly he has questionable motives 🙄/

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/ don’t we love a strong & confident jungoo 💖/

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/he what now./

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/isn’t jungkookie a whole panicked gay?/

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/jungkookie is so whipped it’s borderline gross/

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/a special kind of beauty/

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/when you think things are gonna finally go somewhere 😬👀/

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/jealous jungoo is quiet scary tbh/

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/and jungoo isnt th only whipped one/

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/jungoo finally breaks and texts taehyung/

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/or smth/

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/will jungoo finally admit it?/

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/perhaps he snapped/

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/taehyung the real mvp 😔✊🏻 doing the gods work/ so i got a cc, just in case someone wanted to show me some love 😔💖 curiouscat.me/softparkjimi / thank you for reading! ☺️💖

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/did it feel good when you finally stopped hiding your feelings/

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/how did you finally let it all out/

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/so...that’s all?/

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/i’m not lying to myself/

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/but you do you/

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/you know how sensitive kookie is/

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/jungoo is having a whole mental nrewkdown😪// next update will probably be the last, we are nearly there guys! 🙊💖

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/jikook finally talk/

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/jungoo confesses/

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/jungoo confesses pt. 2/

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/we are okay, we are going to be okay/

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/can you believe/

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/i’d say i’m sorry, but am i really?/

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/i’m not sorry i’m finally happy/

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jikook finally thriving

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/uwu/

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/when will hobi get rest/

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/..../

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/20/10 would ride again/

bonus 1 (after some time)

/i love you hoseokie💖/

bonus 2

bonus 3

bonus 4

the end.

i want to say thank you to everyone who read this! 🥰it means a lot to me and i hope you enjoyed it! maybe me and @hobimangs will make the namjin sequel one day! but till then that’s all! 🥺💖 in mean time if you want to show me some love: curiouscat.me/softparkjimi