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John Bull
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OH SHIT. You're all WRONG on Gove's Disney musical number.

It's just hit me.

And I will GENUINELY buy the first person who guesses it correctly before I finish it something off their steam wishlist.

(Because I don't reckon anyone will).
I KNEW none of you would get it! 😎
Aaaand, here you go:

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John Bull
@garius
Okay kids: It's the weekend. If I don't see/hear AT LEAST one more actual recording of one of those Brexit musical numbers by 9pm Sunday, then y'all are blocked.

I didn't write them just so you could READ them.
Reminder of the full list:

Rees-Mogg 'Be Prepared':
Cooper/Boles 'Can You feel the love tonight?':
Michael Gove's 'Let it Go':
Barnier/Tusk/The EU Commission 'Be Our Guest':
(Oh, and I do have a Gove version without the Eldritch Screams Just DM me if you need it)
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John Bull
@garius
<May and Barnier at a table. ‘Be Our Guest’ starts playing>

BARNIER <sings>

Ma Cherie, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you back. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair, as the EU Commission proudly considers…

reopening your deal
Be.
Our.
Guest.
Be our guest
Put our resolve to the test
Tie that noose around your neck, Therese
Let history do the rest.
Open up
The talks again
Though you still don’t have a plan
Our negotiators here are vicious
Don't believe? Ask Varoufakis
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John Bull
@garius
<A lone figure stands in Parliament Square. It sings.>

ThE sNOw gLOwS WhITe oVeR WhitEHall toNIGht
nOT a sTAteSMan tO Be seEn
UnITEd KinGDom ISolatED
a PM wHo THInks sHe’s a QUEen
BaCK bENchES hOWliNg liKE THis snOW stORm nOW oUTsidE
COuldN'T keEP it IN, HEaveN knoWS I've trIEd
DOn't LEt thEM in, DOn't let THem sEE
Be tHE HorROR, yoU alwAYs haVE to BE
ConCEal, dON't feEL, Don't let THEm knOW

WeLL, NOw thEY KNow...
I AM GoVE! I am GOve!
CAn't hoLD it bAck ANYmoRe.
I am GovE! I am goVe!
SHed thIS skiN aND taKE the floOR.
i DOn't cAre whAT tHEy're GOinG tO sAY!
Let THis stORm raGE oN.

EldriTCH cOld nEvEr bOtherEd mE anyWAy.
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