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Should CHILDREN be allowed in CHURCH? I’m here to help.
Hey @nativitypastor (and everyone else) please RT so people get what you were saying.
If you’re on Facebook share it using this link or I’ll come to your house and cry: facebook.com/82595329077918…
BONUS JOKE THAT DIDN’T MAKE THE CUT ONLY FOR EXECUTIVE PLATINUM JEREMY FANS WHO RETWEETED THE ORIGINAL VIDEO
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Rooting for the Rams now
The problem is that if he wins, it will make him more rich, and therefore less likely to get into heaven. Catch-22.
“Broad is the path that leadeth to destruction, but narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it” —Greg Zuerlein on kicking field goals
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Every time a Baptist pastor attacks me on Twitter my fertile gang of Catholic followers has one extra baby. Our ranks grow stronger every day. Yuck it up now, but you will never be safe. The pupils must avenge the master.
Maybe it'll happen today. Maybe years from now. He'll be at home, relaxing in his bed from another night of successful trolling and hear the pitter-patter of tiny feet from the patio. Only he doesn't have children.
He reaches for the remote and turns on the CCTV. It’s a live feed from the rooftop cameras. Juice boxes litter the yard. A door slams downstairs. They're inside.
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Jeremy McLellan
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64 reporters’ salaries
Imagine getting fired and then finding out your entire salary paid for 1/2 a second of ad time at the Super Bowl
Not even a good half-second either. There’s journalists out there who got fired to pay for the pauses in between Tom Hanks’ words.
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