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Stephanie Fantastic she/her
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Every activity for 1 year olds that the internet suggests is super messy and omg I rarely have the spoons to purposely make something I have to clean up after.
Now I'm all worried that I'm a bad mom for not making her get messy? Ahhh, parenting is a fucking ride.
She doesn't seem to like getting messy though.

It looks like it distresses her but maybe it just distresses me and I'm projecting?

Will consider and observe.
My kid's been napping for too long. Now I have too much time to think.
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Oh shit, I'm loving Russian Doll so much. I always want to watch Natasha Lyonne.
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Stephanie Fantastic she/her
@StphanieTheBest
Sometimes I'm really aware of how little energy I've had for the last few years.

I always feel like I'll just crumple if I have to do one. extra. thing and there are SO MANY THINGS.
I feel like I've been deficient in energy for so long.

And every so often I'll have a little extra and remember that if everything is dirty you just have to wash a damn knife sometimes and it's suddenly not a big deal at all and I laugh at myself for not being able to something
so easy.

I just gaslight myself immediately. Like, See? You can do it today for the first time in weeks. What was wrong with you before?

But legit. What was wrong with me? What changed in my brain? I wasn't always like this.
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If you wanna be my love, you gotta get down with the revolution
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Fuckin typo but honestly it's realer for me that way.
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