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No pet is cuter than any other pet.
I defy you to prove me wrong.
Let the pet pictures commence.
I defy you to prove me wrong.
Let the pet pictures commence.
A wise man once said:
“There is a very fine line between just drunk enough and waking up in the neighbor’s grass unable to even smell tequila again.”
What liquor is dead to you?
“There is a very fine line between just drunk enough and waking up in the neighbor’s grass unable to even smell tequila again.”
What liquor is dead to you?
I almost burned down my grandparent’s house making toast.
I blew off my eyebrows trying to light a gas oven.
I made a cake recipe calling for 3/4 cup of water... but added 3-4 cups instead.
What was your worst cooking fail?
I blew off my eyebrows trying to light a gas oven.
I made a cake recipe calling for 3/4 cup of water... but added 3-4 cups instead.
What was your worst cooking fail?
Shifting gears to foreign policy.
If you won a free trip to anywhere in the world, where would you go?
If you had to move and could relocate to anywhere in the world, where would you go?
If you won a free trip to anywhere in the world, where would you go?
If you had to move and could relocate to anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Live-ignoring the SOTU moves on to economics.
Someone offers to give you $1,000 to spend any way you like.
But there’s a catch.
You can’t spend it on possessions; you can only spend it on experiences. Doing things not buying things.
What would you do with the 💵?
Someone offers to give you $1,000 to spend any way you like.
But there’s a catch.
You can’t spend it on possessions; you can only spend it on experiences. Doing things not buying things.
What would you do with the 💵?
Perhaps our last topic before the bloviating f***apotamus wraps up his last State of the Union. Yes. I said last.
What famous or notable person would you:
Love to know in real life?
Go out drinking with?
Banish to a remote island?
What famous or notable person would you:
Love to know in real life?
Go out drinking with?
Banish to a remote island?
Since the Ludicrous Popinjay won’t STFU, a final query.
If an anonymous horse avatar’ed Twitter person happened to be passing through town and stopped by:
How comfortable is your sofa and does it pull out?
How are you fixin’ for snacks?
How’s the beer/beverage inventory?
If an anonymous horse avatar’ed Twitter person happened to be passing through town and stopped by:
How comfortable is your sofa and does it pull out?
How are you fixin’ for snacks?
How’s the beer/beverage inventory?
