1) There is a waiting list
2) The numbers have gotten out of hand. There cannot be this many Truly Serious humans in the world
4) In your application letter, be direct, truthful, and sincere
6) I must acknowledge that many of the letters I receive have been heartfelt and Sincere. I understand your pain and your plight. Life is indeed suffering
8) If you do not pay your invoices on time, you will forfeit your spot to the next person on the waiting list. Once forfeited, it is gone forever
9) This is a place for the 0.000001 percent. There are no compromises. For there is no time