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I know it's #Caturday, but I need some help finding a name for this fluppy.

She's a 9 week old heterochromic Aussiedoodle who really likes playing with zippers.
she also has white paws, but a past tragic incident with a pet named Boots makes variations solely based on that theme less desirable than other options.
she also hoards toys in her crate and enjoys licking her but as an aperitif.

her mother also may be confusing her about her gender identity, by continually calling her a boy.
🤷‍♀️
Addendum 3: She is currently nomming my computer.

I really don't want to have to have a bitter apple apple....
Addendum 4: she's back at the zipper.
Addendum 5: She's not my dog... I'm just here to train her.
Also, I neglected to mention - these are the socks I'm wearing. I bought them all out when they went on sale at Target...

I once went to Belgium to see him perform, pushed my way into the front row, a feat.for someone of my stature.
No need to sell me on any Bowie references :)
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