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Seth Cotlar
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Wow, Cohen really stood up to Gosar's drilling! I'm sure no one's made that joke right?
I consider this joke my crowning achievement.
Rinse, repeat.
I'm going to keep this up until you're all numb to it.
You're rooting for me. Admit it.
You're all very enameled of my jokes, I know.
Gonna see if Fluorid-a will turn this into a song.
At a floss as to where to go from here.
Ok, it's now starting to feel like pulling teeth, so I'll stop.
But if there are any rich pun fans out there, I'd be happy to be put on a retainer.
Gotta go, oral testimony is starting again.
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Seb Gorka isn’t a legitimate PHD, but he cosplayed a caricature of one at the White House.
To be fair to Gorka, I too like to walk into random meetings uninvited. Just yesterday I saw a meeting where my knowledge of Sun Tzu was sorely needed. Judging by the looks on the faces of the Parking and Maintenance Committee, my insights were of great interest.
Since we now live in an age where giving public figures derisive nicknames is a thing people do, I'd like to make a motion that Seb be referred to as the "Hamburger Yelper" from this point forward.
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Rep. Gosar (R-AZ) does cross-examination about as well as one would expect a dentist to do it.
No shade on dentists. I really appreciate mine who's really good at dentistry. Not such a good cross-examiner, however. I wouldn't ask my lawyer to replace a crown, FWIW.
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