COHEN: Yes, that's what I'm saying. For Trump.
REPUBLICANS: You lied!
COHEN: Uh, huh. Yep. About Trump.
REPUBLICANS: You did shitty things!
COHEN: Totally. For Trump.
REPUBLICANS:
COHEN:
REPUBLICANS: This exonerates Trump.
HITMAN: Yep. I was paid by the mob to do it.
MOB LAWYER: But you're a liar!
HITMAN: Absolutely. I lied for the mob.
MOB LAWYER:
HITMAN:
MOB LAWYER: Your honor, I told you the mob was innocent.
Every single one attacked THE ATTORNEY instead.
"Um, Trump has told more lies than any president in history."
REPUBLICANS: How do you know that?
"I mean, did you see Michael Cohen's testimony?"
REPUBLICANS: So you BELIEVED the liar? Wow. That says a lot.