Thread by @seananmcguire

Telling the Stepford Cuckoos Apart, A Primer:

Irma, done with your shit.
Celeste, tired of your shit.
Phoebe, starting some shit.

Telling the Summers Girls Apart, A Primer:

Rachel, disaster lesbian, would do anything for love (but won't do that).
Ruby, functional bi, already over it.
Megan, apocalypse horny, "oh, honey, you should be so lucky."

By request, the Extended Cuckoo Primer:

Irma, done with your shit.
Celeste, tired of this shit.
Phoebe, starting some shit.
Esme, proud of her shit.
Sophie, WHAT IS THIS SHIT.

Telling Underused Blonde X-Men Apart, A Primer:

Everything's on fire, Magma.
Everything's exploding, Boom-Boom.
Everything's made of glitter and pain, Dazzler.
EVERYTHING'S FINE JUST FINE I FEEL FINE, Wallflower.

Telling Underused Redheaded X-Men Apart, A Primer:

That one's Jean Grey.
Actually secretly Jean Grey.
Reincarnated Jean Grey.
Clone of Jean Grey.
Timedisplaced Jean Grey.
Oh, wait, she's a werewolf? Congrats, it's Rahne Sinclair.
SCREAM FOR SCREEN TIME, SIRYN, SCREAM.