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Received some interesting #OneLineHumors and found them
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😃Regular naps prevent old age,
especially if you take them while driving.
😃Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
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#TooGoodNotToShare
#SundayLaughs
#LaughABit
#PunIntended
😃Regular naps prevent old age,
especially if you take them while driving.
😃Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
😃😃Read On...
😀😀Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right &
the other is the husband!
😀I was taught that we should pay our tax with a smile.I tried - but they
wanted cash.
😀A child's greatest period of growth
is the month after you've purchased
new school uniforms
the other is the husband!
😀I was taught that we should pay our tax with a smile.I tried - but they
wanted cash.
😀A child's greatest period of growth
is the month after you've purchased
new school uniforms
😀Don't feel bad. A lot of people
have no talent.
😀Don't marry the person you want to live with,marry the one you cannot live without,BUT whatever you do,
you'll regret it later.
😀You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
have no talent.
😀Don't marry the person you want to live with,marry the one you cannot live without,BUT whatever you do,
you'll regret it later.
😀You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
😀Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
😀Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
😀Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
😀Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
😀Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
😃😀My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and
she agrees with me.
😀A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always
with the same person.
😀It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
she agrees with me.
😀A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always
with the same person.
😀It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
😀Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
😀Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
😀Wise men talk because they have
something to say; fools talk because
they have to say something.
😀Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
😀Wise men talk because they have
something to say; fools talk because
they have to say something.
😀They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
😀Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No,but then the thought of long life will never come!
😀Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No,but then the thought of long life will never come!
😀Why do couples hold hands during
their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins!
😀Wife: Darling today is our
anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins!
😀Wife: Darling today is our
anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
😀It's funny when people discuss
Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like
asking someone, if suicide is better
or being murdered.
😀There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
😀There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!
😀😀
Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like
asking someone, if suicide is better
or being murdered.
😀There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
😀There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!
😀😀
