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Unbeknownst to his wife, the richest man in the world took photographs of his penis and somehow decided it was a good idea to send them to his mistress. Somewhere in the process The National Enquirer got them.
So Bezos hires an investigator named Becker to go after the National Enquirer owner, another guy named Pecker.
Now things get weird.
Bezo's Becker, Picked a Pic of Bezo's Pecker, to fight for Bezo's Pecker Picture.
The story was now public. Becker needed a Bezo's narrative. So... Becker’s bigger picture is of Bezos’ pictured pecker, so Becker became the bigger picture Pecker picker.
And that's how that happened....
Apparently hobbies like fishing or golf are not appealing. 
