Thread by @ALT_uscis

Don't go to this event
Don't dress up as cows
Dont Moo outside.

https://twitter.com/andylassner/status/1108449305919025152

👆👆PSA:
Cow costumes in Fresno available at:

Monster Halloween Costume Store
(559) 497-8806
Closes 5PM

Party City
(559) 451-0903
Closes 8:30PM

Party City
(559) 275-7767
Closes 8:30PM

They all have some in stock ( verified because we care)

3/ cheap DIY cow costume:
XXXL white t shirt
Cut black paper to cow pattern
Glue
Voila

DIY
#moonunes

tempted to send some Mariachis because why not,. it worked before for that racist moron in new york city ...

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Thanks @MockingJayMom for the tip,i think we may send a Moo-riachi band as well to play la cucaracha . Right @andylassner ?

I have a feeling this event will be canceled.... #moonunes

Of course, I am already looking at renting cows near Fresno and found this company in Brentwood that can not only rent you cows, but they can organize cow patty bingo.....
I am not well in the head #moonunes

Please #Fresno don’t ban me from your town for this. I have some unused free nights at the kings canyon motel I don’t want to waste. Long story.

It gets better. Zoom in lower right.

FYI: the world record for a crowd in cow suits is 1400 give or take ( Australia) I say we can do better at #moonunes event in fresno.
Also, for the fancy folks who will pay $125 a ticket to attend. This classybauiy exists for 99$

And don’t forget your jewels

It looks like we are making Fresno great again. #moonunes

To the people not familiar with #Fresno and the #moonunes moo event. The date of the event is literally the only day of the year when fresno isn’t cold, isn’t hot, isn’t dusty and doesn’t smell like cow shit

We are taking a list of all people not attending because they require a companion bovine for emotional support. Tweet below for roll call

Today was a good day. End of thread #moonunes