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There is no power at home. Guess I'll continue reading Peter Pan which is actually very disturbing as well as entertaining. I decided to read it after @ClaireSebastiao had to stop reading it to her daughter. Will post my findings here. 📚
🐕All of the Darling's neighbours have nannies. And even though the Darlings don't have a lot of money, they want to keep up appearances. So they get a dog. The dog is the nanny. Yes I know it's fantasy but a dog as the nanny? That's far fetched.
This is how Tinker Bell is described (see image). That last word means: the plump or fleshy part of a body, particularly a woman's bosom. Tink had a nice rack. 
You're dreadfully ignorant - Wendy insulting Peter after he asked what sewn was. (what an amazing insult. I'm going to use that in the future)
Peter Pan describing fairies 🧚♂️ and mentioning that he sometimes has to beat them.
You silly ass - Tinker Bell to Peter Pan
You know just some fairies on their way home from an orgy as fairies do 🧚♂️🧚♀️🧚♂️🧚♀️🧚♂️🧚♀️🧚♂️
What a nice guy wiping his glasses after killing instead of his weapon.
I never realised Peter Pan was the only one who believed in fake food and the lost boys just played along so that they would not upset him. They were often hungry.
Mr Darling felt bad for giving his medicine to the dog who thought it was milk so he started living in Nana's kennel. Like going to work with it as punishment.
Mrs Darling, Wendy's mom says Wendy can visit the Neverland every year to do his spring cleaning. How lucky 🍀
This is all one of the lost boys remembers about how mom. You know how wives always be shopping...
Peter Pan's way of getting Tinker Bell to do what he says
Legacy for who? Mrs Darling and Nana died.
Peter Pan rocks up at Wendy's place and takes her daughter Jane with Wendy's permission to the Neverland. Spoiler alert: each daughter grows up to have a daughter that they allow to be Peter Pan's mother.
As much as some of the story hasn't aged well I really enjoyed reading it. I still got lost in the fantasy especially when they were fighting Hook. 🧚♂️🧚♀️
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