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You have no idea how hard I'm laughing at this......I can't breath...….my freaking sides.

He's literally saying he sniffed hair, forced hugs and kisses on people to *checks notes* "give them comfort and solace"

My lord, this is incredible.
Now, ask yourself why nobody cared about this from 2009 - 2016.

Also, ask yourself why they suddenly care about it now.
Biden is WAY too white and not Socialist enough for the ClapBackSlayQueen Millennial Lenin AOC crowd.

@redsteeze is right, Beto is the new Kennedy to the Left. He'll get the nomination.
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They don’t have any women working!?

What are they gonna do when they get hungry?
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GOLD.
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The Dank Knight 🦇
@capeandcowell
Just had a small earthquake.

That was weird, it lasted 4 or 5 minutes.

I can still slightly feel shaking. I’m shocked the dog hasn’t moved a muscle.

That’s the 4th one we’ve had living here. Nothing bad tho.
Our house is 3 story and high off the ground. It seems like we’re able to feel earthquakes fairly easy.

My sons are on the top floor and they usually feel it the worst. Thankfully they’re asleep.

Haven’t seen any reports as of yet.
I wonder if that’s why I heard birds squawking all night.....🤔
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@capeandcowell
Is there sandwich making tools at the top?
How does one climb a rope in heels?

Did her husband give her permission to do this?
"That rope makes her look fat" -the ladies waiting their turn.
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