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I don’t know but i woke up to @foxandfriends saying Bernie Sanders wants 16 year old prisoners to vote for him.
FYI: 26th amendment US constitution 👆
3/ then I went to Starbucks:
Me: can I have a chocolate cookie.
Starbucks: do you want the chocolate cookie?
Me: yes please.
Starbucks: or do you want the chocolate brownie?
Me: triple espresso for my Xanax
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ALT-immigration 🛂 “immigration deepness”
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MotherF**king scumbag, you can’t look into the “genesis” of the mueller investigation unless WE SEE THE FULL REPORT.
Otherwise you are just cleaning up ( purging) our law enforcement agencies on behalf of your “religious” and corrupt fucks who need trump 2.0 to pillage more
I don’t think the majority of Americans know what is happening TODAY!
If you can’t see it, find an immigrant who fled a “shithole” country because of authoritarian thugs/corrupt government and ask them. They will tell you what is next.
The golden rule to do illegal things without consequences is: control the legal entities in charge of prosecuting the illegal things you are planning to do.
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ALT-immigration 🛂 “immigration deepness”
@ALT_uscis
Stop the presses:
BARR just said he will review the genesis of the mueller probe and he believe intelligence agencies “spied” on campaigns. He said he will look into a group of leaders within the FBI.
He will purge the FBI.
I think this scumbag Barr is cocaine Mitch 2.0.
All that is missing is Christ scumbag kobach heading dhs in a recess appointment
If this administration makes it to a second term, expect an authoritarian king
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ALT-immigration 🛂 “immigration deepness”
@ALT_uscis
don't mess with @RepMaxineWaters

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Bernie is a no.

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