Thread by @HoarseWisperer

Just turned on the Trump rally.

Okay, this should be amusing.

Crowd breaks into “Build that Wall” chant

They seem blissfully unaware they’ve been chanting the same dumb thing for 3 years, yet no wall.

Fun fact: that’s longer than it took to build the Empire State Building

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Babyfingers inexplicably claims liberals live behind gates with guards.

The man craps on a golden toilet.

He hasn’t washed his own underwear once in his life.

How do people listen to this pumpkin-faced garbage can?

Dumdum McLoco claims the Green New Deal calls for ripping down every building in Manhattan.

The crowd seems quite convinced.

They aren’t bright.

Attendance at a Trump rally should be adequate reason for deportation to the sun.

The micro-digited vulgarian moves right along to claiming babies are being born and swaddled in blankets while the mother and doctor chat about whether to “execute them”.

I would never wish a searing, debilitating stroke on someone but in this a**hole’s case, I’m not opposed.

F***apotamus now giving a shoutout to the NFL draft because a MAGA dumdum got selected with the second pick.

Let’s mull that one.

The man thinks coming in second is winning.

Hey, prepare to ‘win’ like that in 2020, dummy.

Side-note: Mango Macbeth’s hair looks even more like orangutan armpit fur than usual.

It looks like acrylic corn silk soaked in bacon grease.

Meanwhile, his facial complexion looks much like a piglet’s would if it wore googles while soaking in carrot juice.

Dumbalina now claiming he built the embassy in Jerusalem in four months for $400,000 after haggling down the estimate of 25 years and a couple billion.

Note: Tony Schwartz wrote Art of the Deal. The brainless Trump couldn’t even negotiate control of the royalties of his own bio.

The Narcissist in Chief is positively delighting in people as dumb or dumber than him turning out on a Saturday night to randomly clap for things that make no sense.

The studio audience for *any* show on Nickelodeon is vastly smarter than this arena full of shallow brainpans.

The man who bankrupted casinos now alleging that we are totally “beating our primary competitor” at, like, world economic businessy stuff.

This is like asking a 5th grader to explain how they think economics works.

No, that’s not fair. A 5th grader would use bigger words.

Okay, mercifully, that brief detour into the voluntary brain trauma of a Trump rally has been brought to a close.

Trump makes his buffoonish close about making America great again and then, as he always does, lumbers off like a barely reanimated corpse who smells biscuits.

Postscript:

I gotta say, at this point, it’s just performance.

The audience doesn’t care that he’s an idiot saying idiotic things.

They don’t care that it is idiotic to cheer and chant for an idiot saying idiotic things like even bigger idiots.

They love the liar and his lies

There is no reason to, either now or at any point in the future, engage Trump supporters as if they are adults capable of reasoning or rational discourse.

At this point, Trump supporters are willingly throwing both arms around a simpleton’s slop-bucket of addled mutterings.

These aren’t adults.

There is no one here to convert.

As an electorate, they can and should be left on their ice floe and pushed out to sea.

Any Dem candidate trying to court these people has never watched one of these rallies.

They’re deranged circuses led by a clown.

I now remember why I stopped watching these over a year ago.

I’m still concussed from the one in West Virginia where he told an audience of Boy Scouts about all the hot women he partied with on a yacht.

I need to go hit my hand with a hammer just to feel normal again.

I’m going to go decompress by screaming into a pillow for 48-72 hours.

I hope that’s enough.