Let me roast in the Romertopf
One more time 🎼 🎶
Let me roast in the Romertopf
One more time
You can waste your time on those cooking guides

But this is the nearest to being alive

whoa, let me roast my chickens in the Romertopf

🎶 🎶 🎶
Now you’re going nowhere if you preheat the oven well

Cuz for earthenware pots, it might as well be the death knell

The higher temps might confuse you

But delicious results will amuse you

Whoa, let me take my chances on a Romertopf! 🎶 🎶 🎶
You can go with the crazy people in the crooked house

But before you do, be sure to give the Romertopf a good douse

30 minutes in the sink if you’re lazy

A couple of hours earns some praise, g

So let me roast my chickens in the wall of death, I mean the Romertopf!
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