Thread by @MikeDugar

Alright, here we go. Hopefully this Game of Thrones hype is as real all y’all (especially @EvilMarsupials) been saying. #GoTWithMike

So, the naked-faced homie threw the kid out the window so he could get back to...? oh, I see how they kicking it around here. Got it. Y’all shoulda warned me. #GoTWithMike

Always enjoy a good drunk uncle character. I can tell ima like this Tyrion Lannister cat. Unless he’s out here pushing kids out windows too. #GoTWithMike

So even the dogs get they heads cut off? Sheesh. Also, I like how this little Arya girl want all the smoke — she was willing to throw hands with the boy who got her wolf killed. Respect. #GoTWithMike

I hope this Khaleesi-Khan storyline gets less creepy because right now I just want Liam Neeson to swoop in and save this little girl. #GoTWithMike

Ned letting his daughter keep that sword felt like the scene in Menace to Society when Caine was showing Ronnie’s son how to shoot a gun. #GoTWithMike

Ned Stark needs to kick it with the Tyrion dude and relieve some stress. Somebody already tried to kill his lil man, attacked his wife and his homie’s kingdom got more debt than a dozen college students. He gotta be going thru it. #GoTWithMike

About time Khaleesi realized her brotha was a sucka. Dude got horse-jacked and choked out, he ain’t built to be no boss. #GoTWithMike

Man, Ned looking like a sucka too. Naked-face dude threw his son out a window and beat him up 1on1? Get it together Ned. #GoTWithMike

Think I gotta tap out for the night. Hopefully I can finish Season 1 tomorrow. And hopefully it ends with somebody actually riding for Lil homie Bran with no legs. His family looking like suckas smh. #GoTWithMike

I’m back at it. Starting with Episode 6. Trying to root for Ned but so far he making it real difficult. #GoTWithMike

Tyrion playing chess while everyone playing checkers. Little dude is always the smartest in the room. #GoTWithMike

For example, Khaleesi’s brother was always playing checkers. Don’t think there was anything more predicatable than the events that followed him pulling out on the Khan dude. Steven Adams hit him with the swift checkmate. #GoTWithMike

You gotta be bold as hell to piss Steven Adams and his Dothraki homies off. They really don’t play. Can’t believe drunk dude who got killed by a pig thought he was ready for this kind of smoke. #GoTWithMike

Poor Ned, he never stood a chance against this Cersei chick. He Sherlock Holmes’d his way to the truth, but this Cersei chick is like the Bill Belichick of this world; Ned out here trying to #EstablishTheRun. #GoTWithMike

Ok, I could *maybe* overlook how Cersei and the naked-face dude (Jaime) were kicking it. That became essential to the story. But this Walder Frey dude? He just nasty. #GoTWithMike

About time someone snatched up the naked-face dude. So far no one deserves they head sliced off more than that dude. Joffrey, a naked-face chip off the old block, is a close second. #GoTWithMike

Joffrey: “My mom says exile him...My wife says don’t kill him...That’s cool and all — but f*ck all that, off with his head!”

🤣🤣🤣 ok that was hilarious.

And yeah, Ned is an idiot. Can’t be rooting for stupidity like that. #GoTWithMike

Another member of the family? Sheesh man, Cersei need to download Tinder or something. #GoTWithMike

Season 1 complete. Gonna take a little break (maybe an hour) before starting Season 2, but one thing I know so far: the Starks really gotta get it together. They looking bad. Lannisters gave em that work.

Also: god bless whoever pisses Khaleesi off now. #GoTWithMike

Ok, moving on to Season 2 now. So far, the Lannisters are up 1-0 on the Starks. Ima need these Stark kids to ride for pops. Particularly John. He’s been kicking it at the Wall too long. #GoTWithMike

With Ned out the way, I think I’m rolling with Robb Stark. Hopefully he ain’t stupid like his pops. So far so good. #GoTWithMike

“Like it or not, we need men like Craster.” Nah man I’m with John Snow on this one. Dude sleeping with his daughters and killing his sons needs to get all the way outta here. #GoTWithMike

At this rate the Lannisters are gonna have to fall from within because no one seems competent enough to knock em out. Robb can’t find allies, Stannis is short handed and Greyjoy’s pops too busy backhanding his son. Everybody looking shaky. #GoTWithMike

While we’re on the subject, *everybody* gets slapped in this show. Like, no matter who you are, you catch hands for talking crazy. I approve. #GoTWithMike

Amazes me anyone is willing to get in bed with this Baelish cat. He seems more untrustworthy than Joffrey, and that’s saying a lot. Like, he just pulled up on Catelyn, pledged his love and immediately lied to her face smh. #GoTWithMike

Tyrion really a step ahead of everyone, man. Not only did he sniff out Cersei’s snitch, he just planted a new one of his own right in her bed. Genius. #GoTWithMike

What the hell was that that killed Renly Baratheon? A Dementor? The Starks need one of those in their army. #GoTWithMike

Not sure how old Arya is but she already seems wayyyy smarter than Ned. She might be the next one I root for. Assuming she makes it thru the end of season 2. Think I got 4 episodes left. #GoTWithMike

Ser Rodrick told Theon he was “truly lost” after taking over Winterfell and I couldn’t agree more. Dude barking commands and slashing heads but you can tell Theon ain’t ready to run nothing. He a sucka at heart. #GoTWithMike

“And now I’ve struck a king.” Man, Joffrey had that slap coming for like 5 episodes. I knew there was a reason I liked Tyrion so much. #GoTWithMike

And just like that, all it took was a pair of open legs to take Theon off his game. Smh he’s such a rookie lol.

I thought I was gonna tap out after that episode but I gotta stay up and see who bold enough to steal Khaleesi’s dragons. #GoTWithMike

It’s crazy how the logic of “he’s worth more alive than dead” has kept naked-face Jamie alive so long. He’s been asking to get killed for soooo long. Catelyn needs to just make it happen and quit playing. #GoTWithMike

Tapping out once again (these episodes are so damn long). Knew that black dude from Qarth was sneaky. Ain’t no brotha became that wealthy in a world like that without screwing some folks over. Hopefully khaleesi get them dragons back tomorrow. #GoTWithMike

Alright I’m back. About to start Season 2 finale. But first I need to laugh about to the Hound calling it quits after like 10 minutes of battle lol.

Homie saw his crew getting killed and was like. #GoTWithMike

It was very predictable, but how could anyone not laugh when Joffrey got ghost during the battle. 🤣🤣

“What was that? Mom needs me? Is it urgent? Well, let’s go see!” ✌🏽

Meanwhile the crew looking like... #GoTWithMike

Aw man, I wanted to root for Robb, but since he met that nurse he not thinking with his head. Well, at least not the head where his brain is. Anyway, that seems like a perfect way to end up kicking it with Ned in the near future. #GoTWithMike

Good to see me and the writers on the same page in this episode. I, too, want to smack Theon in the head whenever he speaks. Even his homies got tired of him. Knocked him out and said let’s go home lol. #GoTWithMike

On 1 hand, I get it: the possibility of coming up on some dragons is tempting. That’s a game-changer. At the same time: bruh, she got dragons. Screwing her over is a for sure L.

And ima be hot if the spooky dead cats kill the homie Sam....Time for Season 3. #GoTWithMike

I’ve seen a lot of weird stuff in TV shows, but that’s my first time seeing a man’s nipple sliced off. I guess that’s one way to prove a dude’s give-a-f*ck meter is at zero. Homie took it like a champ too. #GoTWithMike

So I’m clear: this Margaery Tyrell lady came thru and snatched Sansa husband, in front of the whole crew, then asked her to brunch? And now Sansa already confiding in grandma? Smh Sansa a rookie too. #GoTWithMike

Might need to find a new name for naked-face dude because he’s looking a little fury these days. Anywho, Jaime getting his hand chopped off felt like a win for all of us. Long overdue. #GoTWithMike

U know how ppl don’t want u to switch up once u get some money? That’s basically khaleesi once she got these dragons — in a good way, tho. Complete boss up, and established herself as someone not to be f*ucked with. *and* she got a army of nipple-less cats? It’s on. #GoTWithMike

Just as everyone in this show is subject to catching hands, everyone is susceptible to, what’s the PG-13 version?...A woman’s warmth? Yeah, let’s go with that. The switch-up is real when that’s in the picture. Jon Snow the latest victim. #GoTWithMike

Already a fan of Lady Olenna. OG Lannister tried to come for her grandson and his, let’s say “unnatural” way of kicking it. Then Olenna quickly, & wisely, reminded OG that his son and daughter been swing dancing the other way for awhile. #NeverForget...#GoTWithMike

We’re about to learn a lot about Tyrion when he makes this decision whether to roll with Sansa or Shae. Love puts all these dudes in a bind one way or another. Never fails. #GoTWithMike

Dammit, they’re working really hard to make me like furry-face Jaime. I’m not there yet. But fighting a bear for the homie is a start. #GoTWithMike

Man, I know Robb needs this Walder Frey dude help but he has to catch hands for just sizing up Robb’s wife like that. That was gross.

Also: apparently it goes down in this Red Wedding episode. Can’t wait. #GoTWithMike

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Red Wedding. #GoTWithMike

Coldest line in the show thus far: “I’ll find another.” You think the chaos is over. There might be hope. Robb might make it. His mom might strongarm them to safety. The Starks might have a chance.

Nope. “I’ll find another.” #GoTWithMike

Whew, that Season 3 ending came with some fireworks. Sheesh.

Tapping out after 12 straight episodes today. My hopes for Season 4: Sansa moves smarter, OG Lannister catches hands, the Unsullied wreak havoc and these Arya & Bran storylines pick up. #GoTWithMike

Got time for a few episodes tonight. Starting with Season 4, Episode 1. Rooting for Jon Snow and Arya tough right now. I don’t wanna give up on the Starks, even tho Ned and Robb were idiots. #GoTWithMike

Not sure how significant this Prince Oberyn dude is but we just learned a lot — especially in the brothel — about how he kicks it. My main takeaway so far: he is not to be f*cked with. #GoTWithMike

This Ramsay dude who was torturing Theon is in full Sicko Mode. When he was eating that pork sausage...yeah I almost had to quit. He’s getting sicker by the episode too. Dude hunting people now? Smh. #GoTWithMike

I like Tyrion. I really do. But the way he just broke Shae’s heart is unacceptable. First time all series Tyrion is acting like a sucka. I’m upset. #GoTWithMike

Down goes Joffrey! Down goes Joffrey! Down goes Joffrey! #GoTWithMike

What’s wild about how wicked Joffrey was is that everyone had motive to kill him. First i thought it was Sansa. Then Margery. Now I’m thinking OG Lannister was playing chess to get control of the crown. #GoTWithMike

The Khaleesi storyline seems to be its own separate show. We’re 4 seasons in and she hasn’t crossed paths with anyone from the other storylines. I get she’s halfway across the world, but it’s still weird her plot is basically an aferthought. #GoTWithMike

I was in the middle of typing “wait, so Baelish plotted on Joffrey?” When Granny Tyrell just took the rap for it. This is probably my last episode tonight and I’ll be real pissed if I go to bed not knowing who did it. #GoTWithMike

Now I gotta go to sleep upset smh.

Seahawks start rookie minicamp this weekend so I probably won’t get back to the show until Monday.

*really* need figure out who killed Joffrey tho. That’s gonna bug me all weekend. #GoTWithMike

Woke up early for a (failed) attempt to buy expensive shoes. It made me sad.

To cope, I’ll knock out a couple episodes of #GoTWithMike. Maybe seeing Theon — excuse me, Reek — get away from this Ramsay dude will make me feel better.

Only way this Joffrey murder trial could go worse for Tyrion is if Kim K was his lawyer. #GoTWithMike

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” - someone who clearly watched Shae come back and lay the karma hammer on Tyrion during this trial. Good gawd. That was brutal. #GoTWithMike

Yanno, as an important as guarding the Wall seems to be, the dudes at the Night’s Watch are incredibly understaffed. You’d think the Wall would garner some Unsullied-type projection but nah. Now they’re sitting ducks. #GoTWithMike

Yo, he threw her out the moon door??? I never really liked how this Baelish dude kicked it — and I still don’t, because he’s a snake — but that right there, after sliding on her niece, was some gangster behavior. #GoTWithMike

There’s a lot of gruesome activity in this show. Heads cut off. Manhoods cut off. Two kids were BBQ’d. Hell, an unborn child was stabbed to death.

For me, it’s gonna be hard to unsee my man Oberyn get his head smashed like a watermelon by big dude. #GoTWithMike

I know the bad things have to happen to the good people in this show. And those things have to be absolutely terrible, typically. But Tyrion has to feel like enough is enough lol. His character is going THRU it. #GoTWithMike

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Let’s end the day with #GoTWithMike. I know there’s a new episode tonight but I’m still on the catchup grind. Kicking things off with season 4 episode 9.

I’m happy the homie Sam at the night’s watch found him a lil woman to keep him warm, but it feels like falling in love is a quick way to end up beheaded. Keeping my fingers crossed tho. #GoTWithMike

No no no somebody is gonna need to explain to me how these scared lil Nights Watch cats took out that Giant brother who breached the gate. I’m supposed to believe them shook dudes killed him with just swords and arrows? #GoTWithMike

Lemme get this straight: OG Lannister is sooooo smart and powerful, he’s been around the world and gathered all this wisdom, yet he had *no* idea how his two kids were kicking it? You gotta be kidding me. #GoTWithMike

Award for best fight scene so far: Hound vs Brienne of Tarth. All the sword fighting and arrow-play is dope and all, but I love a good boxing match. Brienne even bit homie’s ear off in the name of Mike Tyson. She should take on Mayweather next. #GoTWithMike

Shoot him right in the head, Tyrion! OG don’t rock with you like that. Let the arrow fly. #GoTWithMike

🤣🤣 Tyrion been running from contact all series but that murder trial got the homie fed ALL the way up. Killed his lil baby and his pops within 5 minutes. Half-man, half-assassin Lol.

Alright, that was a good ending. On to Season 5. #GoTWithMike

An exchange I’m sure was meant to be serious that I found comical:

Bran Stark: will u help me walk again?

3-eyed raven dude, more or less: hahaha nah bruh we got magic around here but we ain’t got *that* type of magic.

#GoTWithMike

“Why would an Unsullied go to a brothel?” - someone who clearly doesn’t know how a brothel works. #GoTWithMike

Not really a fan of this red-haired lady. Don’t think she should die or anything, but it doesn’t really feel like her character has much value. One of the rare meaningless characters who gets lots of screen time. #GoTWithMike

Dumbest (significant) characters to this point:

- Ned Stark
- Sansa Stark
- Brienne

Honorable mention to Khaleesi for not considering how the hell she’d train these damn dragons. They out here cooking kids smh #GoTWithMike

Smartest (significant) characters to this point:

- Cersei
- Tyrion
- Baelish

Honorable mention Second Sons dude who kept spitting game at Khaleesi. Shooter’s shoot. #GoTWithMike

Got time for one more episode tonight. Hopefully it’s good. And by good I mean hopefully something pops off because so far Khaleesi screwing up as Queen ain’t moving the needle. #GoTWithMike

First Sansa was gonna married dude who killed her pops. Then she started kicking it with dude who pushed her aunt down a pit. Now she marrying dude who setup her mom and brother? Yep, she’s Ned Stark’s daughter for sure. Just dumb. #GoTWithMike

What a fitting way to end the night: my man Tyrion getting in more trouble at a brothel. Happens to the best of us, I guess. I’ll get back to this tomorrow, hopefully Khaleesi don’t BBQ my guy. #GoTWithMike