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Seth Cotlar
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The world needs more wholesome limericks like this classic:

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose shirt was so long he untucked it,
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
This corn is delicious, who shucked it?
That is how the original goes, right?
This thread is dedicated to Steve Bannon. If you don't why that is, ask the Mooch.
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1. One of the major themes in the history of American conservatism is the way it has uneasily papered over the tensions between laissez-faire capitalism and social traditionalism from the 1960s on. Georgia is pushing these contradictions to the fore. How will it play out?
2. This outrageously anti-woman law, for example, will undoubtedly lead a significant number of young women and men to either a) start looking for work outside of the state or b) turn down job opportunities in that state for jobs elsewhere. The economic effects will not be good.
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I'm sure you, like me, remember that day almost 86 years ago, when individualism and freedom ceased to exist in America because of the socialistic policies of FDR's Democratic party.
We've always been at war with EastAsia. Socialism has always been destroying American freedom and individualism.
I'm reminded of the time Dinesh D'Souza retweeted this picture intended to show the ravages of Socialism in 1930s America. Only problem is the picture was taken in 1931, when Republican Herbert Hoover was president.
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1. Can we just pause for a second to unravel all of the layers of stupid that are encapsulated in this single image of Be Best Bolling trolling? He got fired from Fox News for allegedly sending unsolicited dick pix to a colleague--a form of electronic (if not cyber) bullying.
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