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I’m here at the Jacob Wohl / Jack Burkman press conference, which is being held in a driveway. 
Jacob Wohl has claimed his Buttigieg “accuser” Hunter Kelly will likely be at the press conference, even though he’s recanted and said Wohl and Burkman made it all up. I asked Kelly whether he’d be here and he responded with a series of 😂 emojis.
The Wohl press conference appears to have been delayed by a loud garbage truck collecting trash behind us.
The Jacob Wohl press conference kicks off with their complaints about this @lachlan tweet
Jacob Wohl is now going through grainy footage of their Buttigieg “accuser” with a Starbucks drink like it’s the Zapruder tape: “Most forced coercion events...do not involve caramel frappucinos.”
Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman are now complaining that their fake accuser made them pay for a “very expensive” haircut.
Meanwhile, Wohl’s fake accuser just released a statement saying he wishes he could be there to see “the embarrassment”.
Jack Burkman once again gives the Daily Beast until “high noon” on Friday or face a $100 million lawsuit.
Jack Burkman declares that his home will be the “center of 2020.” For the whole country!
Jack Burkman demands that all 2020 candidates come to his house and submit to a background check to receive the “Wohl-Burkman Seal of Approval.”
Burkman and Wohl, who were pushing a sexual assault smear against Robert Mueller just a few months ago, now say they’re over it: “Mueller is wrapped up and done.” They don’t mention that their “accuser” said they made it all up.
Jack Burkman closes by defending the decision to hold the Jacob Wohl press conference in his driveway: “Don’t you like our beautiful street?!”
