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🎶 See our breasts, see our breasts, we are totally undressed. Take a good look at these bare titties. Our boobies are the best.

Two, four, six. Take some pics. They’re much prettier than dicks.
Every pair you see enriches.
You like cold ones? Try a witch’s! 🎶
🎶 Boobs can’t sing, but they dance! Make you feel good in your pants. You’ll agree ours are much better than the rest. Come on and don’t be crass, just enjoy tits and ass. See our breasts, see our breasts, see our breasts! 🎶
What were YOU doing at 5 AM? I was being productive.
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To be a likable woman candidate just follow these simple rules: Don’t be old, don’t be young, don’t be middle aged, don’t be serious, don’t be funny, don’t be loud, don’t be quiet, smile more, don’t smile too much, don’t wear that, or that, here is a Handmaid’s costume.
Don’t be too pretty, nope not pretty enough, don’t be too fat, don’t be too thin, don’t be too ambitious, don’t be too reserved, don’t be too outgoing, don’t be too strong, now you’re coming off as weak, don’t dance, don’t swear, you’re not wearing THAT are you?
Don’t have children, children hurt your career, why don’t you have children? do you hate children? are you even a woman if you’re not a mother? don’t be single, don’t be divorced, your husband is going to influence your policy, don’t be stoic, my god you’re so emotional.
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Now this is a story all about how my lamp got stuck in a cave underground, and I'd like to take a minute, just listen to me, I’ll tell you how I can turn you into a prince named Ali. #Aladdin
In the sands of Agrabah born and raised, Arabian nights are just like Arabian days. Granting wishes, everything was all cool, turning poors into sultans, so street rats could rule, when a tall scary guy who carries a snake staff, tossed you in the Cave of Wonders with a laugh.
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