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Trump cereals:
- Total Witch Hunt
- Golden Shower Grahams
- Leerios
- ICE Krispies
- Porn Flakes
- Racism Bran
- Special KKK
- Your Votes Don’t Count Chocula
- Honeycombover
Fruity Deplorables
Whities and instead of an athlete on the box it’s a different racist every month.
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To be a likable woman candidate just follow these simple rules: Don’t be old, don’t be young, don’t be middle aged, don’t be serious, don’t be funny, don’t be loud, don’t be quiet, smile more, don’t smile too much, don’t wear that, or that, here is a Handmaid’s costume.
Don’t be too pretty, nope not pretty enough, don’t be too fat, don’t be too thin, don’t be too ambitious, don’t be too reserved, don’t be too outgoing, don’t be too strong, now you’re coming off as weak, don’t dance, don’t swear, you’re not wearing THAT are you?
Don’t have children, children hurt your career, why don’t you have children? do you hate children? are you even a woman if you’re not a mother? don’t be single, don’t be divorced, your husband is going to influence your policy, don’t be stoic, my god you’re so emotional.
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Now this is a story all about how my lamp got stuck in a cave underground, and I'd like to take a minute, just listen to me, I’ll tell you how I can turn you into a prince named Ali. #Aladdin
In the sands of Agrabah born and raised, Arabian nights are just like Arabian days. Granting wishes, everything was all cool, turning poors into sultans, so street rats could rule, when a tall scary guy who carries a snake staff, tossed you in the Cave of Wonders with a laugh.
You rubbed my gold lamp just right, and then I appeared, a big shiny blue genie with a little twisty black beard.
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Fact: Whether or not Brett Kavanaugh sexually assaulted Dr Ford (he did) she was definitely sexually assaulted by SOMEONE and by mocking her for that Trump is mocking EVERY SINGLE SURVIVOR.
Fact: Sexual assault happens to people on all sides of the political spectrum. So if you’re laughing at Dr. Ford, you’re laughing at the suffering of SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT even if you don’t know it.
Fact: When Don Jr and Eric laugh with their dad mocking Dr. Ford, they’re laughing with their OWN MOTHER’S RAPIST.
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