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Honestly, people, you get so far ahead of yourselves. One thing at a time.
If Boris Johnson was failing in the leadership contest, he might be tempted to give up and vote for May's deal.
Which we don't want. Remember?
You keep trying to win all your battles at once. You have to go in order.
First we need Theresa May out of that job. And Boris Johnson can make that happen because he can make sure that May's deal never gets through parliament.
It's all good news today that you're all bitching about AGAIN.
Corbyn is against May's deal. But there are a few Labour MPs desperate to vote it through. Which, like we said, is what we don't want.
What we need is enough Tories to keep blocking it no matter how many times she brings it back.
And Boris Johnson can do that, you see.
Honestly, I don't know what planet some of you live on sometimes.
See, Corbyn can three line whip against May's deal, but he can't stop every Labour MP voting for it.
And all Theresa May would need was a couple of dozen Labour MPs to vote for her deal, and it would get through IF everyt Tory MP also voted for it.
So what we need is for that to not happen. And who is stopping it happening? Boris Johnson.
Boris Johnson is going to stop Theresa May's deal getting through parliament. Okay?
And when she can't get it through, and when she can't she's going to resign, which is what we've been waiting for for the last three fucking years
And what happens after that is we get a general election.
And how is Boris Johnson going to win that? By offering another referendum.

ARE YOU SURE?

Yes.
It's like this, you see. Boris Johnson wants to be prime minister.
After that he's got a very simple choice. He can try and pursue a no deal Brexit, and his government will collapse before it's even started.

Or
He can abandon Brexit. he can either have another referendum about it - and he'll easily get the votes he needs off the opposition.
Or he can have a general election and put another referendum in his manifesto.
And while Labour is still lumbered with Corbyn, he wins a big old majority, puts Brexit in the bin and gets a five year government to pretty much do as he likes.
And this is all because you don't listen to a word I say. You could avoided all of this.
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