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Well, she's not bringing her vote this week, and she won't have a job by next week.
The formal leadership contest will begin on Monday. How long to do the voting? They'll have to move fast.
They'll want a new leader by the end of June
The first thing a new leader has to do is get to the summer recess in one piece. If they can do that, then they get two and a half months to work out what they do next.
The Tories have to do a Queen's speech in September. They probably can't even get that through.
Okay, a general election in early October. And that's when the Tories finally put a second referendum in their manifesto.
So you do get to stop Brexit, and the country doesn't fall apart, and the economy doesn't collapse.
And you get another five years of Tory government.
And I get to be the smuggest fucker on the face of the earth because i told you not to elect Jeremy Corbyn, and I told you not to listen to public school wingnuts from the Guardian.
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