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Hey Gentlemen of the @GOP,

Be careful as you push legislation to force women into continuing pregnancies against their will because you think life begins at conception.

You know what else contains living material?

Your ejaculate.

You better not spill that seed.

#BackOff
Yep, I said “ejaculate”.

And fellas, we women are going to start having public discussions about your reproductive parts, but we will no longer refer to your genitalia with terminology that dances around your ego & sensitivity. We’ll be very specific. See how you like it?
The internal parts of male sex anatomy are made up of:
Testicles. The testicles are 2 ball-like glands inside your scrotum. ...
Epididymis. The epididymis is a tube where your sperm matures. ...
Vas Deferens. ...
Seminal Vesicles. ...
Prostate Gland. ...
Cowper's glands. ...
All penises have the same parts:

Glans. Your glans is also called the head or tip of your penis. ...
Shaft. The shaft of your penis extends from the tip to where it connects to your lower belly. ...
Foreskin. The foreskin is a patch of skin that covers and protects the head
(AKA glans). ...
Frenulum. ...
Scrotum (balls) ...
Anus.
And we women are going to keep talking about your penises— in depth— that will probably make some of you sick to your stomachs and some of you might even cry.

And then maybe you’ll consider the fact that women’s reproductive parts aren’t just being discussed, they’re regulated
See how that feels.

Sincerely,
#MillionsOfWomen
P.S.

@scotttheskeptic pointed out that I forgot a part.

“You left out meatus - the opening. (Very important) Urination and ejaculation occur through this.”

Thanks Scott!
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