Thread by @capeandcowell

My smug liberal aunt will sometimes come visit my mom and bring her black lab.

She tells EVERYONE these rules.

1. Don’t pet him
2. Don’t give him treats
3. If he looks at you while you eat, chastise him

Saddest dog you’ve ever seen.

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This poor dog isn’t specially trained or on a special diet.

It’s simple, she’s a butthole and she wants her dog to be the same.

This is the 6th black lab she’s owned and she names every one the exact same name.

Get this, she names all of them ‘freedom’, I swear. /2

She just waits for one to die from depression and goes and buys another one and names it the same.

When she’s around, the poor dog just lays in the corner and won’t look up.

Guess what, every single dog she’s owned absolutely loves me and it kills my aunt. /3

As you may have guessed, me and my aunt don’t get along that great.

Why even own a dog?

Anyway, every time that hag leaves the room I’m like “Who’s a good boy? Yes, he’s a good boy” and I give him bacon or something. My kids do the same.

Does that make me evil? Nope.

I argued MANY times with my aunt over this. I honestly believe it’s cruelty.

I always calm down for my mom’s sake because I don’t want to ruin her visit with her idiot sister. I lost my dad and I want my mom happy.

It pisses me off and it’s heartbreaking.

She looks at me like I’m just a dumb ole hayseed and that’s fine.

My dog is so happy it’ll play with a dadburn rock just to make me laugh.