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has someone already made a wife bot. a bot that generates wives
is this anything
added adjectives
this is very evocative
going through the lists and removing things that would create problematic wives. we don't need "abuse wife" or "genocide wife" that's not funny
if we want Wife Bot to be a thing i'm going to need a trustworthy mutual who does not already have five thousand twitter accounts to volunteer to do about 15 minutes of setup of Wife Bot, including making an account and phone verifying it
if no one wants to do that i can just put it on a website
excellent i have a volunteer. wife bot can exist. for all your wife needs
trying to remove all the words that feel like easy openings for fat jokes and trans jokes and all the words for relatives
there are so many kinds of wives!!!
thinking about wife graphics and not sure how to go. like there's a lot of stereotypical housewife graphics but that feels so on the nose and sexist
considering her
if anyone has suggestions for what kind of wife imagery would be most effective i am open to it. i'm leaning toward that vintage advertising-y housewife stuff just because it's so iconic but i'm not huge on it
oh these are powerful
i like this wife
i like this wife also
gonna go for this powerful wife. love her.
thanks to @Swordwields for help!! here it is!! wives!!
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