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who's got some thinkpiecebot suggestions. i haven't done an update in like a month. i know ive got to get layoffs in there but what else
i forgot everything that happened in the world in the past month so im just going through AOC's feed lol
i think i should probably go take out all the hyperspecific stuff in it and generalize it, sort of trim the fat off the bot
okay ive trimmed a bit of it
this bot is still a fucking MONSTER though. it's over 2600 lines. there is some stuff that is repeated for adjusting frequency but still
lol i havent done a big burst like this in a while and people are confused
i mean its a bot it hasnt really experienced any of these
"get the FUCK out of your lane, Nora"
i put glitter in there too, which is what i meant to do when i opened the fucking bot up today and then immediately forgot
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OH NO NOW IM MAD ABOUT CASTOR BEANS AGAIN
THERE ARE DECORATIVE BEANS THAT PEOPLE USE FOR DECORATIONS AND KIDS TRY TO EAT THEM AND DIE
THEY SELL THEM AT HOBBY LOBBY AND SHIT
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people like max landis make me think that people not only are okay with abusive shitheads being given huge chunks of money to be put in positions of power over hundreds of people they can abuse but that people in fact prefer that
like he straight up fucking sucks at everything. they could literally hire hundreds of more competent and talented people for anything he's ever done
like i am fairly sure at this point that if there was a direct clone of max landis that wasn't an abuser they would hire the abuser version instead
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maybe i should start a podcast that is just dunking on thinkpieces
i'm basically the world's foremost expert on bad thinkpieces now
and this is a far better title than Hey Ross Douthat: Eat Shit
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