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The Dank Knight 🦇
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Hi Britain. Just so you know, literally nobody cares about the opinions of an island filled with pompous little turds.

Do you guys regret voting for your queen? Oh wait, you don’t have any say over that. Oh well, peasant.
Be sure to call us, AGAIN, whenever literally any dictator decides to take over your tiny country and we’ll send our boys, AGAIN, to save you people, AGAIN.
“Oh man, I hope Great Britain is okay with who we elected” -No American, ever
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Portland Head Lighthouse in Maine.

Commissioned and built on the order of George Washington in 1791.

Beautiful.
The view from my lobsta roll is fantastic.

Also, that lobsta roll was freaking fantastic.
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Just remember, millennials basically have it harder than the men who stormed the beaches on D-Day.

I mean, did the soldiers have to stand in line for an hour just to find out they were out of soy-latte? No, no they did not.
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They don’t sell sweet tea with lobsta. I repeat, THEY DON’T SELL SWEET TEA.

Buncha Philistines.
Just sittin here waiting on our first Maine lobsta.

This better be worth the 16 hour drive.
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