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Today is the one year anniversary of the death of the Internet.

Mark the occasion with a joke about how it costs 7 cents to send a tweet.…
Remember how the Internet was going to be




Bernie Sanders knows tech.
Who can forget the LGBT community?
Thankful the repeal didn't roll us back to rotary phones.
Trump raped the Internet.
Free speech. A quaint concept for the ACLU.
Ajit Pai dissolved the Senate. Fear will keep the ISPs in line.
The unprecedented era of innovation, creativity and civic engagement Netflix refers to is 2014-2018.
Thankful to the Koch brothers for letting me tweet this.
Anyone got past the punchline pay gate?
I can't recognize the Internet from what it was one year ago.
Explains why I never see abortion on the Internet anymore.
You've been rendered invisible.
Anyone remember when you needed ISP permission for what you can see online?
This generation got to see it live.
U mad?
History is never pleased.
Points for clever double meaning of "throttle."
I wonder how people became so radicalized?…
Internet still squirming like Desdemona.…
CNN just calling apples.…
More like reproductive unfreedom.
I can't remember the last black voice I saw around these parts.…
Suddenly they care about the rubes.…
Think of the children.…
If Ajit Pai's children didn't want to be harassed their dad shouldn't have killed Democracy.
This is just Democracy defending itself, Pai.…
The multiple line breaks bit.
I feel like you're selling me on repeal.
Interesting concern in light of the #VoxAdpocalypse
The app wasn't free.
Depression tweets carry a surcharge.
Anyone know who ultimately bought the Internet?
Science has been hurt, y'all.…
She ran out of bandwidth mid-tweet. Get the joke?
How much is FUCK YOU costing today?
It's a lame joke anyway.
I bet Twoter has an edit button.
Much like he did to the Internet.
Pelosi's just phoning it in.
Late-night comedians. Many American's sole source of news and information.…
I'll end this with the best take of all.

Twitter signaling concern about blows to free expression.
What I love about the #NetNeutrality episode is that it perfectly illustrated the susceptibility of a segment of the American people to politician and celebrity induced hysteria as long as you give them a villain to be angry at.
It's telling that after this thread is getting some attention, hardly anyone is jumping in to defend Net Neutrality or excuse these crazy predictions. On Twitter where you can always find some crank to defend anything.
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