Thread by @priya_ebooks

if ur a short dude who has no luck w/ online dating, try the following:

a) stop being angry about ur height. chill out. girls can sense anger
b) put ur actual height in the bio. don't lie
c) take all the self-deprecating lines about ur height out the bio. this is KEY

this is the energy you should be channeling

women:

short men on their dating bios: yeah. i'm short. sucks. sucks to be a short dude, #onhere. anyway i'm short so ur probably not interested. did i mention i'm short ha ha. ugh. fuck!!! fuck u anyway, swipe right if u like burgers

no girl is going to tell you to DIE because you're short online!

but if a girl ever says "no, sorry, you're too short, i can't date you"

don't get mad. just smile and say something confident + chill like "okay! good luck on here. hit me up if you run out of tall dudes"

I swear- I swear to god - this strategy is soooooooooooo much more effective!

it says "i may be short but i'm not hung up on it. oh also i have BDE"

buddy. my pal. my MAN. my guy. listennn

if you are a shorter-than-average dude who isn't hung up on it? you just EXIST? like Danny DeVito? and you've got BDE?

there are going to be straight women who want to sleep with you. plenty of them. i'm telling you. believe us!!!

(BDE is big dick energy but i should more accurately say confidence! that's what i used it for here. not actually related to dick size)