Thread by @_Flashparodox_

Figured I’d mess around and uh... do a MCU Spider-Man 3 thread.

Enjoy!

First off: I have absolutely NO idea what the title would be. I’ve genuinely thought of every string of words that have home in it and i just,,, I can’t.

We open in Kenya, Africa. A man stalks his prey, a giant lion. He returns to his home and walks past multiple mounted animals. Enter: Dimitri, “Sergei, I’ve found it. The ultimate prey”. He turns on the tv and shows newsfootage of Spider-Man. Sergei looks... determined.

The MCU intro plays. I’d like it to be a rendition of the classic spider-man theme, like Homecoming. Except instead of more light-and-playful, more low tones and not as bombastic.

We pick up with Spidey in NYC. Actual NYC. He’d swing past a screen showing the day is Sunday. He stops muggings, robberies, and maybe even rescuing people from a burning building. Very much mirroring the Neighborhood montage in Homecoming. And then Spidey lays he’s eyes on...

SCORPION. Fully suited up (will be explained later in the story). They fight, Spidey wins. As Spidey is triumphantly standing tall in pride, the news arrive. Instantly he’s bombarded with questions asking if he’s Peter Parker. He denies all accusations.

We cut to Monday. School day. This is shown by Betty & Jason doing a segment interviewing kids about Peter potentially being Spidey. MJ & Ned deny everything. Flash looks at the camera, emotionless. He doesn’t say anything. He gets up and says “I can’t do this”, walks off camera.

Kraven invades the school. He attacks peter and pins him down while everyone watches. Peter knows he can’t do anything. Kraven is... displeased. He gets up, looks around, and leaves. It’s not a good hunt if the prey doesn’t fight back.

The faculty comes to the conclusion that Peter being at the school is a risk to the safety of the rest of the kids, so Peter gets expelled.

After the school incident Kraven knows he can’t attack peter while he’s peter so he can only do it when he’s Spider-Man. It’s Spider-Man at the peak of his career, it’s the idea of them being separate people while being ironic due to the story. (1/3)

He looks upon his trophies and reminisces on his past. He worked as a soldier for the Soviet Union to support his fam but when he returned home, his wife & 2 boys were killed by his enemies. The Kravinoffs ostracized him and stripped him of his name, wealth and honor. (2/3)

Kraven snaps out of his memories and sits down. He injects himself with a mysterious fluid. It gives him super-strength. (3/3)

This is also a great way to shed more light on MJ. We see her home life. Her parents (especially her dad) demand she stops seeing Peter. She refuses and she gets grounded. Her parents argue about the best course of action going forward

May decides they need to fight back against the school in order to get Peter un-suspended. They can’t just go to the school board, they need help. They need... lawyers.

NELSON, MURDOCK & PAGE. It makes sense for it to be set after DDS3 because Matt can relate to having his identity revealed. Also it just is easier to slot it into the timeline that way.

Peter's Spider Sense should detect something is off about Matt, and Matt can tell Peter is lying about not being Spider-Man. Matt can sympathize with Peter so he agrees to help.

Back at school, Ned helps Peter catch up on notes in exchange for something, and also is dating Betty again. It’s an off-again on again relationship.

MJ sneaks out of her house to go on a date with Peter, and as they talk and try to be normal, they see a news report on tv. J Jonah Jameson releases a video of Kraven inviting Spider-Man to a fight. Live on tv.

Peter begrudgingly agrees, and when they fight, he loses. He gets absolutely trashed on television. Kraven drags him off and the news can’t see either of them.

We then get peter being buried alive. As he gets out, he looks at the name of the cemetery. He walks over to a grave and has a heart to heart. He hasn’t been here recently, he knows that. He hasn’t been responsible. As he walks away, we see the name on the grave. Benjamin Parker.

Peter & Matt storm Kravinoff Manor and come face to face with Kraven. And they win, easily. It’s then revealed this was actually Dimitri. After they knock him out, they discover Kraven’s serum. Peter takes it so he can reverse-engineer a cure.

Matt asks if Peter needs more help, he says no. He knows he has to do this himself. Peter makes a cure, bada-bing bada-boom he cures then beats Kraven, and wins the day. While Peter’s in the courtroom, Matt dressed as Spidey comes in and convinced everyone of Peter’s innocence.

Post Credit Scene #1. We see the Battle of NY memorial. We pan up to the new owner of the renovated Avengers Tower... Oscorp. It’s revealed Osborn hired Kraven the Hunter and made Gargan’s suit.

Post Credit Scene #2. Reporter Eddie Brock moves back to NYC and applies for a job at The Daily Bugle.

Post Credit Scene #3. You see a man watching the newsreport that Peter And Spider-Man are two separate people, he punches the screen. This man is revealed to be... Mysterio.