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Oh these are some quality poems from an old folks’ home, with winking humor:

I’ve always had a thing for older men
Such a pity then
That they’re all dead.
3 hours at hospital.
The diagnosis?
“You’re old.”
Can’t find ink and paper
While looking for them
Forgot my poem.
Grandkid asked for my address.
Told them my address.
They didn’t mean my address.
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