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Lesley Carhart
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* @BadassBowden: lol what car did you take your first drivers exam in 😆*

*me: 🤔 wow... I never thought that having to borrow a druggie’s beater because I was too poor to have a car as a kid would be a security measure*
True (funny?) story though - the car I had to borrow was such a stinky POS that the windows and AC didn’t work. The first DMV lady got so pissed that in retrospect she not so subtly tried to get me to bribe her. I was a dumb kid and couldn’t figure out why I failed.
How many kids in normal America get their own car to take their first drivers test in, though? That’s so crazy to me.
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