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Airports and aircraft. Like bees and honey. You ask: do you ever tire of helicopters and airplanes? DO YOU EVER TIRE OF PIZZA AND BEER? NEXT QUESTION.
But we do admit, sometimes it would be nice to see some ALTERNATIVE FLYING THINGS AT OUR AIRPORT.
A THREAD.!
But we do admit, sometimes it would be nice to see some ALTERNATIVE FLYING THINGS AT OUR AIRPORT.
A THREAD.!
Oh, hello, Daenerys, and your JALAPENO-MOUTHED CITY BURNING DRAGON. This is Gander, King’s Landing is THATAWAY.
YOUR AIRNESS, so nice of you DUNK ON our air terminal building. We’ll be your Patrick Ewing anytime.
A PTERADACTYL! Are you not extinct? PTERRIFIC you dropped in.
FLYING … ELBOW? YAAAAAAS.
PEGASUSES? PEGASI? WHO CARES? LOOK AT THE FANCY AERONAUTIC HORSES FLYING IN FORMATION!
MAN OF STEEL? Can you spin the world backward again and alter the fabric of time because the WEATHER WAS SUPER NICE YESTERDAY.
Guys, we don’t mind looking at that broken hyperdrive for you, but be warned there IS A LARGE SLUGLIKE GALACTIC CRIME LORD PAGING YOU IN THE TERMINAL. Remember that thing you did to GREEDO? Morally conspicuous, but EFFECTIVE. RESULTS MATTER.
IT’S JUST A LITTLE BIT AIRBORNE, but, in our view, it’s STILL GOOD!
A trifecta of hot air balloons? WICKER-BASED FLYING DELIGHTS strafing the runway at 400 knots? Who is the tower tonight? @Airforceproud95 ?
Flying psychedelic submarines? What sort of hallucinogen inspired foolishness is this? GET BACK IN THE SEA.
This is getting to be a TOTAL CIRCUS, but Dumbo is cleared for arrival.
