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1/ Glassner: The Boss says it's unacceptable to lose the national popular vote again. He says "what kind of nationalist populist loses the national popular vote? It's embarrassing."
Parscale: I know, I know, but there's no way we can win it.
Glassner: We don't have to win it.
Parscale: I know, I know, but there's no way we can win it.
Glassner: We don't have to win it.
2/ Parscale: Huh?
Glassner: The Boss has an idea. We get those boobs in California—you can always count on them—to exclude us from the ballot. We massively lose there anyway, and last time it was the whole margin of victory for Crooked Hillary in the national popular vote.
Glassner: The Boss has an idea. We get those boobs in California—you can always count on them—to exclude us from the ballot. We massively lose there anyway, and last time it was the whole margin of victory for Crooked Hillary in the national popular vote.
3/ Parscale: Go on.
Glassner: Well, then we can say that since the Boss was excluded in Cal, there WAS NO national popular vote.
Parscale: Yeah, but how do we get California to exclude the Boss from the ballot. Even the boobs in California know that he gets crushed in their state
Glassner: Well, then we can say that since the Boss was excluded in Cal, there WAS NO national popular vote.
Parscale: Yeah, but how do we get California to exclude the Boss from the ballot. Even the boobs in California know that he gets crushed in their state
4/ and that as a result he loses the national popular vote, allowing them to claim he’s an illegitimate president despite winning the electoral college, blah, blah, blah.
Glassner: Brad! Hello? We’re talking about the California Democrats. They've got Derangement Syndrome bad.
Glassner: Brad! Hello? We’re talking about the California Democrats. They've got Derangement Syndrome bad.
5/ Look, have Stone, if he’s not in the can, plant the idea of requiring candidates to release their tax returns as a condition of being on the ballot in the general out in La La Land. Believe me, they’ll fall for it. The Boss refuses, and, presto! no truly national popular vote.
6/ Parscale: Beautiful in theory, Mike, but even if California goes for it, won’t the Supreme Court strike it down?
Glassner: No problemo! Their judges will go for the catnip and ours will get a lovely opportunity to rule “against” Trump. I tell you, it will work like a charm.
Glassner: No problemo! Their judges will go for the catnip and ours will get a lovely opportunity to rule “against” Trump. I tell you, it will work like a charm.
7/ By the way, Brad, if you get through to Stone congratulate him on the free medical care for illegal aliens business and the hand-raising and all that. Brilliant. Just brilliant. How does the guy do it?
