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Got a teeth cleaning today and my gums are sore. Apparently, my gums hurt because I don't floss enough.

Seems odd to me that if I flossed, someone sticking a metal pick into my gums repeatedly wouldn't hurt

That's some government logic right there
People are telling me to listen to the dentist but seriously you want me to take the advice of someone whose job used to just be the side gig of the village blacksmith?

Wake up sheeple

Big dentistry is supporting the multi-hundred dollar floss industry
(I'm joking, of course I need to floss more, just like every other American)
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