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Aw hell, whose idea was it to sign up for this 10k

Oh. Right. It was mine. I had this idea. And the shocking thing was, I was sober when I made it.
There are so many good dogs at this race, oh my word

I must pet all of them

This is how I get arrested, isn't it
How is it that I've become a person that just *enjoyed* that run, and did it in a time that is somewhat respectable?

I need to go play Mass Effect and drink to counter these good habits
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