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Apparently Twitter gave me a 12-hour timeout overnight for joking I’d twirl someone over my head like a pizza in a DM.
So, for those keeping score at home:
Racist memes - ✅
Suggesting someone be decapitated - ✅
Pictures of gaping sphincters - ✅
Pizza twirling - ❌
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So, for those keeping score at home:
Racist memes - ✅
Suggesting someone be decapitated - ✅
Pictures of gaping sphincters - ✅
Pizza twirling - ❌
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Granted, I used the time well.
First, I built this scale replica of Notre Dame out of 298,000 cocktail toothpicks.
It’s on display at my local diner. After all, it was their toothpicks.
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First, I built this scale replica of Notre Dame out of 298,000 cocktail toothpicks.
It’s on display at my local diner. After all, it was their toothpicks.
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Then I paired up all of my socks, consoled the widows and encouraged them to get back out there and learn to love again.
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Thanks for the brief breather, @TwitterSupport.
It’s nice to have time to finish personal projects.
Maybe suspend people for ACTUAL violations of your opaque, seldom-enforced rules though.
How about you do that.
Let’s just go ahead and try that. JFC.
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It’s nice to have time to finish personal projects.
Maybe suspend people for ACTUAL violations of your opaque, seldom-enforced rules though.
How about you do that.
Let’s just go ahead and try that. JFC.
4/4
p.s. Notre Dame de Toothpicks
Majestic. Striking.
Majestic. Striking.
