Thread by @HoarseWisperer

Apparently Twitter gave me a 12-hour timeout overnight for joking I’d twirl someone over my head like a pizza in a DM.

So, for those keeping score at home:

Racist memes - ✅
Suggesting someone be decapitated - ✅
Pictures of gaping sphincters - ✅
Pizza twirling - ❌

1/

Granted, I used the time well.

First, I built this scale replica of Notre Dame out of 298,000 cocktail toothpicks.

It’s on display at my local diner. After all, it was their toothpicks.

2/

Then I paired up all of my socks, consoled the widows and encouraged them to get back out there and learn to love again.

3/

Thanks for the brief breather, @TwitterSupport.

It’s nice to have time to finish personal projects.

Maybe suspend people for ACTUAL violations of your opaque, seldom-enforced rules though.

How about you do that.

Let’s just go ahead and try that. JFC.

4/4

p.s. Notre Dame de Toothpicks

Majestic. Striking.