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The Dank Knight 🦇
@capeandcowell
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Dear lord, you people are a literal cult.

“You’ve fallen short and must confess your sins openly”
Cult member: “Forgive me for I have sinned. I set the thermostat to a comfortable temp and had a burger”

Leader: “Say two Hail Dems and give all your money to the Green New Deal. Go in peace”
I just wonder who they’ll elect for climate Pope.

I would say AOC but her initials are way too close to AC.
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The Dank Knight 🦇
@capeandcowell
1. This was just 6 years ago.

2. She wasn’t a young edgy teen at the time, she was in college.

3. Just one of these MANY racist and homophobic tweets would get any Conservative fired immediately.
Correction, some of her deleted tweets were from this year. THIS YEAR.

Great job @nytimes
Hahahaaaa, look at what she RT’d.

Irony is lost on hypocrites.
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The Dank Knight 🦇
@capeandcowell
She has become exactly what she claimed Trump would be, if he lost.
Her crew is too scared to tell her she was a garbage candidate.
Hillary’s speeches are just like her, they don’t age well.
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The Dank Knight 🦇
@capeandcowell
Abortion 👏 is 👏 not 👏 healthcare 👏
Wars have been started for less.
I honestly have no idea what she’s talking about. Men have zero “reproductive rights” when abortion is involved.
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