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I'm expecting some next level crazy in Trump's CPAC coke rant this morning.
"Darling? Is the wind blowing today? I'd like to watch television." Trump being deliberately stupid about green energy at CPAC.
"Russia if you can please get us the emails! Please! Please Russia!" He's ranting about this now.
Tariffs: "Billions of dollars are pouring into our treasury!" So interesting to hear CPAC cheering for tariffs.
"Little Shifty Schiff" I think this is a new nickname, isn't it?
"Then all of a sudden they're trying to take you out with bullshit." Trump being civil and respectful per his SOTU theme. (Yes he really said bullshit.)
"I had a nasty business interaction with Mueller years ago. Nobody talks about that."


"If you use your power, it's obstruction."
Trump just referred to Comey as a "dirty cop."
"It's easy to do these rallies with all the love in the room."
Then, seconds later.
"It's not easy" to do these rallies.
Hey Dems. Let's destroy this crook next year. Destroy him.
He's done 5 minutes on @daveweigel so far because he's upset about his crowd sizes. The cork is off the fork.
Still going on and on about his inaugural crowd. He's gonna pull out his dick any second now.
Amazing to hear CPAC cheering for higher taxes just because this sweaty screaming maniac says so. #Cult
"USA!" chant after Trump says we need MORE immigration. What. The. Fuck.
Trump is far creepier in his whispery voice than when he's shrieking.
Funny. Trump just said the goal is to get to zero tariffs. So in other words, FREE fucking TRADE.
"When I get on the debate stage with one of these maniacs" cheers "Trains to Hawaii!"

'The fuck?
Trump says @GavinNewsom told him he's "one of the smartest people I've ever met."
Trump: "NeverTrumpers need mouth to mouth" resuscitation. They're dying, he said.
Trump announced "as of today or tomorrow we will have 100% of the caliphate in Syria."
"When I flew to Iraq. First time I left the White House in months and months."

"I was in the White House for months"

"There for months."

Three instances of this hugely obvious lie.
Bizarre story now about the runway lights in Iraq and how we spent 7 trillion and we can't land a plane with the cabin lights on.
Trump just took credit for "Mad Dog" nickname for Mattis. Uh no. www-m.cnn.com/2017/01/12/pol…
Trump said he went to Iraq because he was "lonely" in the White House.
Now a story about a military adviser on an unnamed movie who went on to appear in the movie -- but he didn't win the Academy Award because Hollywood "discriminates against our people."

What the fuck is this shit??
Stable genius.
"The anger! The unbelievable anger! I see it every day!"
"I saw somebody that was violently punched in the face. I said that's disgusting -- by a bully..." Then Biff says he'd like to do something to the attacker but the fake news will accuse him of endorsing violence.
On Hayden Williams: "Sue the college. Sue the university and maybe sue the state." Remember when CPAC conservatives hated frivolous lawsuits?
There's been at least a dozen remarks in this crackpot rant that at least deserve congressional censure -- presidents have been censured for a hell of a lot less.
"They will execute the baby after birth... this is a radical agenda by the Democrats."

We know this is a lie but we shouldn't underestimate this as a campaign tactic and especially as incentive for violence against doctors and women.
Biff's about to hit 2 hours for this coke rant. I'm guessing Adderall suppository.
Hilarious. One person clapped for Biff saying "we get along" re Kim Jong Un.
Either North Korea is a dud at CPAC or they all desperately have to piss following two hours of rage-gasm.
I predicted next level crazy. And yeah, that.
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