8. Disco chicken (peacock)
7. Food weapons (cutlery)
6. Berry fucker (blender)
5. Lego finders (feet)
4. A farm clock (rooster)
3. Milk racist (lactose intolerant)
2. Domesticated rocks (bricks)
1. Prison donkey (zebra)
8. Woodland corgi (fox)
7. Stagger juice (tequila)
6. Booby traps (bras)
5. Bread wetter (butter)
4. Food library (fridge)
3. Horse tornado (carousel)
2. Boot spoon (shoehorn)
1. American murder log (alligator)
8. Trash pandas (racoons)
7. Beach geese (seagulls)
6. Parkour commas (apostrophes)
5. Flower shower (watering can)
4. Puddle shoes (wellies)
3. Brolly hop (parachute jump)
2. Maybe baby (missed period)
1. Ovary actions (period)
8. Ouch mouse (hedgehog)
7. Shame squares (scales)
6. Hole-y bowl-y (colander)
5. Carrot sharpener (grater)
4. Letter jackets (envelopes)
3. Analogue lawnmowers (sheep)
2. Moo beasts (cows)
1. Anger parade (protest)
8. Arrow pig (porcupine)
7. Baby radar (ultrasound)
6. Birth quakes (contractions)
5. Gob corks (dummies)
4. Crush worms (boa constrictors)
3. Piano slinkies (accordions)
2. Noisy ballsacks (bagpipes)
1. Kid widow (orphan)
8. Dumpster dove (pigeon)
7. Sting bastard (wasp)
6. Flesh spades (fingernails)
5. Pope-o-drome (Vatican)
4. Queenie beanie (crown)
3. Screamy dreamy (nightmare)
2. Cold on the cob (ice lolly)
1. Yellow tree dicks (bananas)
8. Tunnel rat (mole)
7. Liquid zoo (aquarium)
6. Spud trident (fork)
5. Float coat (life jacket)
4. Christmas llama (reindeer)
3. Paris tepee (Eiffel Tower)
2. Halloween eagle (crow)
1. City boners (skyscrapers)
8. Danger floof (bear)
7. Pageant pigeon (cockatiel)
6. Infinity knife (pizza cutter)
5. Sky candle (sun)
4. Hot window (oven)
3. Squeaky lanterns (peppers)
2. Vomit dispensers (babies)
1. Clever dogs (cats)