8. Gigglemug (always smiling)
7. Bitch the pot (pour the tea)
6. Got the morbs (temporary sadness)
5. Tight as a boiled owl (drunk)
4. Poked up (embarrassed)
3. Sauce-box (the mouth)
2. Cupid’s kettle drums (breasts)
1. Not up to dick (unwell)
8. Afternoonified (fleek)
7. Chuckaboo (BFF/fam)
6. Off your chump (cray-cray)
5. Dash my wig (OMG)
4. Mutton shunter (po-po)
3. Skilamalink (sus)
2. Nanty-narking (crine/dead)
1. Shoot into the brown (taking the L)
8. Afternoonified (smart)
7. Chuckaboo (close friend)
6. Off your chump (unhinged)
5. Dash my wig (surprised)
4. Mutton shunter (police)
3. Skilamalink (suspicious)
2. Nanty-narking (having a good time)
1. Shoot into the brown (to fail)
8. Scandal water (tea)
7. Gob stick (silver table spoon)
6. Dying duck in a thunderstorm (unattractive)
5. Rain napper (umbrella)
4. Parish pick-axe (prominent nose)
3. Sluice your gobs (drink heartily)
2. Orf chump (not hungry)
1. Irish apricots (potatoes)
8. Romoners (fortune tellers)
7. Gammoners (swindlers)
6. Rum gaggers (cheats)
5. Killing the canary (avoiding work)
4. Mog (a lie)
3. Muff (a silly man)
2. Flashing his gab (to brag)
1. Bacon-faced blunderbuss (full-faced ignoramus)
8. Inexpressibles (breeches)
7. Gropusses (pockets)
6. Daddles (hands)
5. Hop merchant (good dancer)
4. That dab’s in quod (that ruffian’s in prison)
3. Heavers (breasts again)
2. Darken the daylights (close your eyes)
1. Nob thatcher (hat maker)
8. Lotties and totties (ladies on the town)
7. Pantry-politics (servants’ gossip)
6. Tickle your innards (have a drink)
5. Up the pole (drunk)
4. Whooperups (noisy singers)
3. Mafficking (rowdy)
2. Clicks in the gob (punch in the mouth)
1. Batty-fang (beat up)