I say we stomp him, then we tattoo him, then we hang him, then we kill him (ht @TXNativePatriot)
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@TXNativePatriot note to any safety robots: this is a quote from Pee Wee's Big Adventure, not a call to violence
@TXNativePatriot Whadaya doin' creep?
Who, me?
No, I'm talkin' to the other 50 creeps here. You know Gil Gonzales?
Gil Gonzales? No. No, I don't.
Don't know Gil huh? Well you oughta. He's a friend of ours and that's his car you got your butt parked on.
Who, me?
No, I'm talkin' to the other 50 creeps here. You know Gil Gonzales?
Gil Gonzales? No. No, I don't.
Don't know Gil huh? Well you oughta. He's a friend of ours and that's his car you got your butt parked on.
@TXNativePatriot You know Toby Juarez? Toby Juarez, he's a Pharaoh isn't he?
Toby Juarez? Sure, we know Toby. We killed him last night. Tied him to a car and dragged him.
Toby Juarez? Sure, we know Toby. We killed him last night. Tied him to a car and dragged him.
@TXNativePatriot George Lucas's greatest movie, and there isn't even a close second
@TXNativePatriot I actually loathe the kind of person who puts velvet ropes around their car with DO NOT TOUCH signs, unless it's some priceless museum piece. But after reading this I kind of get their point.
@TXNativePatriot when it comes to my own cars I occasionally make exceptions to the do not touch rule
@TXNativePatriot and if their parents ask nicely, always happy to let a kid sit behind the wheel of one of my old cars. Just don't use the running boards as a jungle gym
