Who could have guessed this "articulate and well-dressed former football player with prom-king good looks and a "fashy" (as in fascism) haircut" starts screaming like actual Hitler as soon the doors close, how could we have possibly known 
This story will always be the worst story, this whole thing is actually much worse than just making shit up
Anyway, if you're up for it be sure to at least sample the audio. It's the fashiest goddamn thing I've ever heard short of actual recordings of Hitler.
Someone who chooses to communicate like this doesn't have friends, or even followers. He has henchmen.
Someone who chooses to communicate like this doesn't have friends, or even followers. He has henchmen.
