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OK. 2009 v. 2019
Also: I got flowers for my apartment, went to the gym, cleaned up around the house, AND did laundry tonight ... so, I’m ~pretty much~ unstoppable right now.*

* = Likely to be stopped at any moment when I misinterpret some action that, in reality, has nothing to do with me!
i regret to inform myself that i've found a lot of these. THERE ARE SO MANY! [thank god i'm sober.]
Oof. Thursday nights were $3 Long Islands. I didn't like Long Islands, so, eventually, the bartenders made me my own version of a similar $3 beverage: "The Purple Drink." Lord only knows what it was, but I drank way too many of them way too many Thursdays! So, like, RIGHT NOW.
[To be clear, I meant "So, like, RIGHT NOW," as in, "It would have been around this time ... late on a Thursday night." Right now, tonight, I'm sober and home and was just going through old computer files!]
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