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Once upon a time, after Guguru got a contract from oga inconclusive… In order to execute the contract, the Rightists were needed.

Using CSO as camouflage, Guguru released Otimkpu (town criers) to the south side, to north side, to east side & to west side... ko ko ko, ko ko...
Guguru want you to come to the capital city.... Let us fight for our Land... ko ko ko ko.
Rightists came out in great numbers… Guguru opened the floor with a great speech, “We are citizens with common interest, my friend is ready to listen to you, he want to carry out a credible election...."

Rightists said no, no, no....
Guguru applied more pressure, he used two states that fell into the hands of the Rightists to enticed them…. "He is our man, he fought gallantly for you to get the two states. He is ready to fight for a credible election.
After the great speech Guguru captured their hearts. Like lambs going to the slaughter house Rightists collected transport moni in brown envelopes and he pledged to support charity waka. The Rightists danced zanku legwork... 🕺🕺🕺💃🕺
Gbam!!! Gurugu has a Kingdom with many followers.
Election day came, Rightists were in high spirit, oga inconclusive is now a conclusive man.…

With their sudden, confidence in oga, the Rightists declared themselves winners, before the election.
Accreditation commence, the agberos came out supported by the zombies in black and in green.

Snatching boxes, vote buying, killings… the state of the Rightists was flowing with blood!!! 😱😱
By midnight the agents of CHANGE turned the server to pieces of papers.
Rightists screamed and went went to guguru can you see what is going on? Oga inconclusive lied to us!!!
Guguru released converted bingos, then the narrative changed among the Rightists

#NoServer
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The Rightists were shocked to see their brothers and sisters chanting #NoServer but many of then couldn't voice out because they collected transport moni too and charity moni. They have eaten Eewo (poison)

Guguru have them by their balls. 🤐
Guguru look around in his new Kingdom... Abu m Mazi.
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