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This ad totally fucked me up
The ad begins with a happy family on Christmas, the loving husband gets his wife a peloton. The child celebrates...
The mom is on her grind getting in shape with her peloton
How does it end???

NEW GUY, NEW HOUSE, HUSBAND AND KID GONE
Wanna lose your wife and raise your kid alone? Cop this demon bike. Merry Christmas
Shout-out to personal trainer Brad, dude is really happy you got your wife that peloton
Major tip for single guys.

Drive around the block on Christmas day. Note who has a fresh peloton box out on the curb. Wait a couple months.
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