Wrong answers only: Who is the reason Paul George left Indiana?
Prime suspect thread:
CJ Miles. Paul George definitely never let that shot he took in Game 1 go.
CJ Miles. Paul George definitely never let that shot he took in Game 1 go.
Boomer. Mascot went too far with a prank. George still has nightmares.
Ian Mahinmi. George frustrated by the French big man's fashion making him look bad.
Lavoy Allen: made a funny joke at George's expense. Everyone in the locker room laughed.
Lance Stephenson: Gave Paul George a Wet Willy once, George got an ear infection.
Popeye Jones: Forgot Paul George's birthday two years in a row.
Monta Ellis: spoiled the ending to Breaking Bad.
Jeff Teague: said that they should hang out sometime after practice, never hung out.
Peter Dinwiddie and Donnie Walsh: ate all of Paul George's yogurt from the team fridge.
Rodney Stuckey: never returned his DVD copy of 2 Fast 2 Furious
Papa John: never visited him in the hospital after his injury.
Indiana Members Credit Union: passed him up for team spokeperson not once, but twice and charged him miscellaneous fees on his checking account that they assumed he wouldn't notice.
Parks and Recreation: didn't invite him to be on the show.
Steak and Shake: forgot to include his cup of cheese in his pick-up order.
IKEA: didn't open a store in Indy until after he was traded.
Thad Young: got him into Game of Thrones, which wasn't an issue until the final season.
Al Jefferson: Never stopped talking about his cats.
BLF usher: loudly sneezed while George was shooting a free throw.
Chris Copeland: George shared his Netflix account with Cope, who didn't make his own profile and now George is still getting recommendations for nature documentaries to this day.
Squirtle: Broke out of an ultraball and fled. George never completed his Pokédex in the Pokémon Go summer of 2016.
George Hill: stole PG's idea of dying his hair blonde.
Danny Granger: just kidding, he's perfect.
Larry Bird: Paul George wanted to play Settlers of Catan at the team game night but Bird responded, "You don't make decisions around here," and chose Taboo instead.
